A Billion Year Old Termite

FUNNY THINGS
CUSTOMERS SAY

"I don't have termites anymore they
all flew away the other day."

"I vacuumed them up and
threw them away."

"I couldn't possibly have termites, my house is brand new and all concrete floors."

"I sprayed them with a spray can
of stuff I bought at the hardware store
and they moved 10' down the wall
so I sprayed them all the way
out the door."

"I always wanted a sunken
living room floor."

"When they took the tent off next door
they blew all the termites over to
my house with their fans."

"Do you have birth control for termites."

"Can you relocate the termites
instead of killing them?"

FOR THE KIDS

Web site that explores pest ecology as the intersection between human-created habitats and animal needs for food and shelter. The site designed for elementary teachers and students and offers information resources, interactive learning games, and lesson plans that support National Science Standards.